What ruined Tiger Woods' golf career? His driving game. I was just scammed out of 25 dollars. What advice did Tiger Woods' dad have for Tiger during training? Concentrate on golf—fuck everything else. Tiger Woods playing golf. An amateur golfer playing in his first tournament was delighted when a beautiful girl came up to him after the round and suggested he come over for a while.
The worst part about Tiger Wood's driving is that it's probably going to add to his handicap. What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods? One of them has a good driver. A: Santa stops after three hos.
I'm not a professional caddy or anything Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two? In case he got a hole in one. A lion would never cheat on his wife A lion would never cheat on his wife but tiger wood. What is the best thing about Tiger Woods' arrest? What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac?
When interviewing the police officers involved in Tiger Woods' arrest, they told how they came to suspect he was under the influence. Tiger Woods was arrested for DUI What did the zoologist and herbologist name their child?
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and an amateur golfer? What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? So i went to Walmart today Santa stops at three hoes. Jesus and Moses are playing golf. Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn had a huge argument over whether to circumcise their son Lindsey went downhill from there, but Tiger made the cut.
Since Tiger Woods is back in the news and it's the holiday season Did you hear tiger woods got arrested? I can understand that. When they finish, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. I'm calling room service.
Poor Tiger Woods One bad drive and he is stuck in the rough. Tiger Woods and Bill Clinton are playing at a charity golf tournament. Bill sees Tiger at the urinals and peeks down to see that Tiger is very well endowed. Tiger responds: "It's really simple.
Every night before I get in bed I whack my dick against my bedpost 3 times. It's been working for me for years! For the first time in his professional career Tiger Woods failed to make the cut at the Arnold Palmer invitational People are saying he just rolled over.
Tiger woods got in an accident the same reason he lost his last tournament Because of his terrible driving. Tiger Woods has really picked up his game He used to only flip his golf club. He can drive his golf ball yards without hitting a tree. Despite this profound news I How did Tiger Woods manage to burn down his house? Coz he got rid of all his hose.
Stevie Wonder rings Tiger Woods and says "how do you fancy a round of golf" Tiger says "I didn't think you would be able to play Stevie" Stevie explains how he had a caddy put a device in each hole that emits a constant high pitched tone and he can tune an earpiece into, which tells him the direction and distance to it.
What did Tiger Woods get for Christmas? Half of everything. Why did Tiger Woods wear 2 pairs of underwear in prison? In case another inmate gave him a hole in one! Tiger Woods took the advice that his grandfather gave him as a child to heart. He told him, "Tiger, just you concentrate on putting the ball in that hole. Fuck everything else. I hear that Tiger Woods carries two sex dolls with him on a golf course If Tiger Wood and Princess Diana played a round of golf who would win?
Tiger Woods! I'll be in hell if you need me. I got scammed! Stevie replied. What's the difference between Tiger Woods and an amateur golfer? Only one of them gets convicted for reckless driving. Britney trips, jamming her head in between the rails in a picket fence. Santa Claus stops after three ho's. I don't claim Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods? What's the difference between Tiger Woods and an amateur golfer?
Only one of them gets convicted for reckless driving. Santa stops at 3 hoes. Since Tiger Woods is back in the news and it's the holiday season What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stopped at 3 ho's. Golf clap. You got gonnorhea from Tiger Woods? What did Tiger Woods give his mistress? Tiger Woods hit 18 holes day And still had time to play golf. Why did Tiger Woods retire? Because 18 holes wasn't enough. Because his driver was off. But a tiger woods.
What did Tiger Woods give his ex-wife before she dumped him? After more than a decade, Tiger Woods finally won a Masters. Looks like he's finally on the straight and narrow. Tiger Woods won the Masters in 18 holes today. Tiger woods was being interviewed about his dalliances Reporter: How many women did you sleep with?
Tiger: nine. Reporter: Wow that half a round of golf? Tiger: Full round actually, your forgetting about the back nine. What's the dress code at any event involving Tiger Woods? Black Thai. He hasn't been able to drive straight for at least five years.
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