Jake recalls the dining table covered in stacks of screenplays 10 deep. Busey turned them all down. Busey has no memory of the event but frequently retells it — three times during our afternoon together.
Pieced together from various accounts, it goes something like this: On Dec. He hit the front brake, flipping the bike back over front and sending Busey headfirst into the curb. Marathon the following day. Rushed to Cedars-Sinai, Busey was diagnosed with a subdural hematoma and operated on for several hours. He describes a mystical experience on the operating table.
There is no death. I was surrounded by balls of light … gold, magenta, amber, mother-of-pearl, all around me. More than you could count. Three lights moved up to me. Did you know that Lil Jon is an antagonist in Gary Busey's heart? A rough job, but somebody's got to do it. And, of course, another acronym for good measure:.
Ivanka Trump might be the only person who can get away with asking, "How do you come up with this stu-hu-ha-ha-huff? Perhaps the craziest thing about Gary Busey is that every once in a while, he kind of makes sense. The next time you're having a bad day, feeling down in the dumps, or need a good mirthful laugh, heed his words:. As a guest on Late Night in , Gary Busey told what might be the longest story anyone has ever heard about barnyard rape.
The backstory is that, as a teenager, he worked on a farm that had some female pigs and a goat named Charlie. The spoiler is that Busey says this line:. He also mimes quite a bit of the story, and he also does sound effects. Behavior of a drug-addled maniac, or mark of a theatrical genius?
You be the judge. As Letterman says—because there's nothing else to say —. Snapshots: - Busey watches TV at all hours of the night sitting "Indian style. He got a hot dog. So our Producer comes out and starts joking around with Gary.
The talent [the lead in the movie] starts wrestling around with Gary, and that's something you really don't want to do. And Gary then punches him in the face This is to the star of our movie. The other producers are freaking out and trying to figure out how we can get him to a hospital or a hour dentist to get this fixed. So that was one part of working with Gary Busey, aside from frequently but inadvertently seeing his penis while waiting for him to wake up.
One night we went into Austin I leave him a bunch of Post-It notes everywhere for numbers and things he needs to remember, and for some reason, one of the things I decided to write down was my parents' home phone number, which I accidentally left by Gary. So at about in the morning, he calls my mom 'Brian? Where's Brian' You left that t-shirt and mug in Austin, you need to go back and get that t-shirt and mug. Gary Busey is really concerned with your sexual satisfaction and well-being.
So concerned, in fact, that he devoted a whole episode of "The Busey Zone" his YouTube web series to informing his viewers of the sexual benefits of a conveyance generally associated with a drunk afternoon on the river. Busey's suggestion for an easy homemade sex toy is to transform an inner tube into a floating sex toy that provides the user with both camouflage and pleasure so that you can enjoy a dip in the river whilst you dip your member into something else entirely.
The contraption is an inner tube with a hole cut in it so you can thrust into a section of rubber tubing from under water.
He describes the whole experience as "a way to use an inner tube romantically," though this type of stick-and-thrust contraption leaves no room for "romance" unless, of course, you feed yourself strawberries in between humps. Busey seems positively elated about the potential the device holds for women. Nor will the woman. If you're really interested in the particulars on crafting this device, the video is pretty self-explanatory.
Rather than draw a diagram, he does a full-body demonstration. This is an advertisement for the video game Saints Row 2. It is also the setting and soundtrack of your next nightmare. Without all that, we might never get truth nuggets like this: What you see is that you get—but there's a lot of surprises in what you get when you take me. Gary Busey Yells at an 11 Year-Old. According to The Hollywood Reporter , in , "Busey suffered a major head injury in a Since the accident, Busey has dealt with drug addiction and erratic public mishaps.
His acting ability was also affected. In the THR piece, an Off-Broadway producer noted that Busey "has been struggling to remember his lines" for an upcoming show. His eccentric personality also landed him a number of TV guest-starring roles as a perhaps-exaggerated version of himself. When you feel the truth, boom!
You go for it. The truth is the strongest ordnance you have in your body, your mind, your soul and your being. Talking to Busey is as exhausting as it is exhilarating. She gives an example of how the accident changed him. So he would go on the rounds with the doctor, and, while the doctor would be treating patients, he would go into their sock and underwear drawers and organise them. He was tidying up one drawer that was a complete mess.
Then he said neat — Nice, Exciting and Tight. That was his first Buseyism. Ahahahah ahahahaa hahahahaha! He has a good laugh, I say.
It got freer. Oh, boy! Would he rather not have had the accident? While Busey makes it sound like an idyllic transformation, the reality was different for his son and his first wife. Steffanie is the third Mrs Busey — his second wife was a dancer. He spent months learning to walk and talk again. His son Jake, also an actor, said he felt like he lost his father for many years. After the accident Busey became a campaigner, met President Bill Clinton and helped to create the Traumatic Brain Injury Act, which led to helmets being mandatory for motorbike drivers and passengers in the US.
Busey points out that Clinton is not the only president he has met. Move on! That conversation about politics is kaput! Before his accident Busey hardly led a conventional life. He seemed more dedicated to feeding his drug addiction than working. Oh, no. You know what? You never die. It is one transformation from one dimension to another and it is painless, free and lovely. Back in the day, he and his close friend and doppelganger Nick Nolte were regarded as the hardest-partying men in Hollywood.
Busey, who was born in Texas and moved to Oklahoma as a schoolboy, had hoped to make it in American football.
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