Ling : Oh, that's Teddo's best friend, Mac. Curly : Well, then who's Mr. Fancy-Pants in the top hot and scarf? Larry : Yeah, but what's his name? Mac : [ furiously - while trapped in car submerged in water ] Great! How could this possibly get any worse? Moe : [ passes gas, everybody groans in disgust ] I'm sorry! I guess the pesto-bismol didn't help with the lobster.
Moe : [ grabs Curly by the ears and says furiously ] Did you eat the shells again? Curly : I don't know! It was on the plate and then it wasn't! Curly : Oh, you must be French.
There's a lot of wee-wee. Murph is very ill. Larry : Why isn't she in a hospital? Sister Mary-Mengele : I'll tell you why. Because we don't have any medical insurance. Larry : Well, you should get some.
Just call that little green alligator guy. Carbunkle : You blithering idiots! What do you think you're doing? Moe : Out of the way, 3PO, we got to get Teddy. Carbunkle : This is an invitation-only party! Curly : We'll forge checks, nyuk nyuk nyuk. Larry : , bucks. We prefer it in hundreds, folks. Larry : Wow, in the wrong hands this thing could be dangerous. Mac : [ as he and Lydia are being arrested ] Come on, come on, what's it gonna take, huh? Come on, come on, let's make a deal, I- I Lydia : [ screaming at Mac ] Shut up!
Mac : [ to the police officer ] I'll sing like a canary. You know, you name 'em, I'll blame 'em. Teddy : It's ironic, isn't it? Here I am, the so-called "lucky one" who got adopted, and yet I never could find the one thing that you three have always had. You know, you're happy with yourselves, and with each other.
That's a real blessing. So what can I do to pay you guys back for saving my life? Lydia : Funny you should ask: Can you give us , bucks to save the orphanage? Teddy : That guy that adopted me, he shipped me off to military school when I was seven.
And he just I'm sorry, guys, I'd do anything for those kids and- and you guys, but I can't do that, uh Policeman 3 : Excuse me, Mr. Could you come over here and give us a statement? Right this way. Moe : [ Moe slaps Larry ] "Donut remover.
Larry : Hey, bub, your trousers are falling down. Let me help you. Gang Banger : Hey, man, you trying to get yourself capped? Larry : Oh, no thanks. I don't wear hats. Why would I with a head of hair like this? Curly : Hey, Moe! Hey, Larry! Fellas, do something! Larry : [ nervously ] Moe, Moe! Moe : [ to Larry ] Quick, help me grab sister M and M before chowderhead crushes her! Moe : [ to Curly ] You, help out. Moe : You, grab that bucket, splash some water on her.
Larry : See? I told you there's too much iron in the water. Moe : Speak to me, sis. Say a few parables! Moe : Come on, let's go see what Mother Superior wants. Moe : [ groans ]. Larry : Hey, look, a fire hose! We can lower ourselves down to the ground. Moe : The kid's right, it's foolproof! Come on. Moe , Curly , Larry : Aah-aah! Moe : Ow! Why don't you watch where you're going, bud? Teddy : I'm sorry, percent my fault.
Sometimes I just get lost in my own head and I - Moe? Larry, Curly, is that you? Teddy : Teddy, from the orphanage, Teddy. You remember, Moe, I went home with your parents. Moe : What're you trying to pull? The Teddy we knew was this tall and he only had one shoe. Larry : Yeah, and he didn't sound like you.
Teddy : Here- here, look, I got a snapshot of me and the 'rents leaving the orphanage. Larry : I was wondering, how are Moe's folks doing? They seem like good eggs. Teddy : Yeah, well Dad's doing great, I work with him at the law firm downtown; but Mother, she passed on several years ago, hunting accident. Moe , Curly , Larry : Oh, sure, yeah. Teddy : Better yet, I'll tweet you. Curly : Oh, tweet us to dinner? Mac : Unfortunately, it could take a year, possibly more, pain increasing daily until I lapse into an irreversible coma.
Curly : I had that, only it was just in my feet, yeah. It's called coma-toes. Moe : [ Moe laughs sarcastically ] Oh, coma-toes, huh? Curly : [ Moe stomps on Curly's toes ] Ohh! Mac : [ losing patience ] Gentlemen! Curly , Moe , Larry : Oh. Mac : I'm sure you can understand why I Moe : I don't know, it sounds illegal. Larry : Wait a minute, legs. Larry : [ Larry whistles Whew ] That's a good day's pay.
Curly : Hey, wait a minute, fellas. That's exactly the amount of money we' re looking for. Moe : You're right. This must be fate, time-bomb. You can count us in! Mac : [ the Stooges shake Mac's hand ] Ah, that's swell. Young Moe : [ Moe musically chants barbershop-quartet style ] Hello,.
Harter : [ Mrs. Harter giggles; the young Stooges accidentally bump their heads together ] How precious! Sister Rosemary : Yes, I certainly don't envy you having to choose between such amazing children. Young Larry : The choice is easy! I'm your guy! Harter : [ to Mother Superior ] How long's he got? Harter : He's taking chemo, right? Mother Superior : No no no, he's healthy as a mule. Sister Rosemary : And almost as smart. Young Moe : Pick me, I make the best potato peel and eggshell smoothies in town.
Young Curly : If you choose me, I'll let you play with my pet rat, Nippy! I even taught him a few tricks! Mother Superior : Oh, boys and their rodents. Young Teddy : Hi, my name's Teddy, and someday, I'm gonna have a puppy. Harter : Oh my God, he's wonderful. Harter : I thought you said there were only the three.
Sister Rosemary : I never said that, I said "about three". Larry : Mr. Just the guy I wanted to see. Harter : I'll take the case. Please tell me it was Supercuts who did this to you. Larry : No, it's me, Larry Moe, Larry, Curly, remember? From the orphanage. Harter : Oh, my Well, congratulations, you're still in remission. Curly : Look, I'll cut to the chase, moneybags: we're in a jam. The orphanage needs grand, or it's going belly-up. Larry : Plus we got a sick kid getting fitted for angel wings.
Harter : Terrific! So, who do we sue? Larry : Oh no, there's no one to sue; we need you to give us the money. Larry : But we're not looking for a handout, mind ya. We'll work off every last penny right here in these halls.
Harter : [ sighs ] Look, I'm sorry, but, uh But if you decide to sue the orphanage, I'm in. Curly : Uh, Mr. Uh, some of us aren't afraid to get our hands dirty. Harter : What?
No, I never thought of Moe as lazy. Larry : It's all right, that slug told us the whole story about why you dropped him back off. Harter : Well, I can assure you it had nothing to do with his work ethic; he was ten. No, what - what happened was he wanted us to go back for you two, and frankly, it was Curly : You mean Harter : No, he wouldn't.
He was very adamant about wanting us to adopt all three of you, and Anywho, got to skedaddle, late for a meeting. But if you ever do want to sue anyone for anything - a slip in the tub, a bone in the fish - I'm your guy.
Terrified Nun : It's not my turn, get somebody else. Mother Superior : Sister Ricarda, how about you? Will you please go tell the boys to come down for lunch? Mother Superior : How about you, Sister Rosemary? Sister Rosemary : Oh yeah, just like the army? Put the black folks on the front line? What about Sister Mary-Mengele? She knows how to handle them.
Mother Superior : Oh, poor thing, she has a toothache, so she went to lie down. Sister Rosemary : You mean she's asleep? Where are the boys? Lydia : [ with clenched teeth ] Those three idiots are here. Mac : The Kardashian girls? Lydia : No, the three bums! They crashed the party! Mac : Oh God, we got to get them out of here before they ruin everything. Moe : [ in Teddy's bedroom ] Teddy! Teddy, Teddy, Teddy, what's the matter? Come on boy, speak to me. Teddy : [ barely awake ] Who are you?
Teddy : [ Teddy is still half-awake ] Guys, what are you doing here? Moe : All right buddy, we got you now. Teddy : [ drowsily ] Oh, honey, thanks so much for inviting the boys behind my back.
Moe : That ain't the only thing she's doing behind your back. Curly : Yeah, she wanted us to smother you in your sleep. Larry : And now it looks like she slipped you some knockout juice.
Teddy : [ still drowsy ] Lydia, what are they talking about? Lydia : [ feigning innocence ] Honey, I am as confused as you are. All I know is that these men crashed our party, and when we tried to remove them, they start acting crazy.
Moe : Teddy, you've known us since you were a baby. Why, we were the ones who taught you how to play with matches.
We treated you like a little brother. Why would we lie to you now? Teddy : [ still drowsy ] Wait, Lydia, why am I still in bed if- if the party's going on?
Mac : [ Lydia looks at Mac while trying to come up with an answer ] I'll tell you why. Teddy : [ Mac reveals his left hand, which has a gun in it ] Oh, Mac. Moe , Curly , Larry : Nyah-ah-aah! Harter : [ Mr. Harter enters the room, with a gun in his right hand ] Don't even think about it, Mac. Harter : [ the Stooges sigh and chuckle with relief ] Real slow, now. Drop it to the floor. Teddy : Good work, Dad. You know, I had a feeling something was going on, but you, Mac?
I mean, you were my best pal. Why would you do that? Mac : It wasn't my idea; she was calling the shots, I swear. Harter : No, Mac, I was calling the shots. Harter, and kisses him, indicating Mr.
Harter's and Lydia's treacherous partnership to get rid of Teddy ]. Mother Superior : Boys, where have you been? We've been looking for you everywhere. Moe : Well, I guess we just didn't have the nerve to come back and tell you Mother Superior : Oh, you didn't fail.
Look at our new home. Moe : [ surprisedly ] New home? Who paid for all this? Moe's Hip Executive : The kid's right. The money's coming out of your pocket. Moe : Sorry slick, but we don't have that kind of dough!
Moe's Hip Executive : Oh, you will. See, the network has taken the liberty of paying off the orphanage's debts and building the new complex. Think of it as an advance. All you got to do is sign right here, boys, and you three will be the stars of our next big reality show: "Nuns vs.
What do you say? Curly : I always wanted to be a nun! Mother Superior : Oh, and by the way, the Jersey Shore kids pitched in for the down payment. Balloon Girl : [ hanging on to the balloons which have risen to the sunroof ] Mommy!
Moe , Larry , Curly : Nyah-ah-aah! Moe : Think of something, lamebrains! Larry : [ Larry points to a rifle on the wall ] Hey look, a balloon popper. That's a kid up there! Where's your gun safety? Balloon Girl : [ laughing ] That was awesome!
French Chef : Nooo-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh, oh-oh-ohhh! Mon gateau! Bobby Farrelly : We want you know that all the stunts that were performed in our film, they were done by professionals. And all the tools are not real, they're rubber. Watch this:. Bobby Farrelly : Now let's watch that with sound effects.
Pete Farrelly : Remember that sledgehammer scene? That, too, is made out of rubber. Fake, isn't that right, Bobby? Bobby Farrelly : That's right, Pete. Pete Farrelly : See?
Bobby Farrelly : Remember the eye poke? Bobby Farrelly : Now let's look at that again in slow motion. Bobby Farrelly : Kids, do not poke anyone in the eye.
It's very dangerous. Pete Farrelly : The point is, this movie's all about fun and games, so please play safe at home. Thank you. Moe : Gee, it sure feels good to not louse things up for once. Moe , Curly , Larry : Nyah-aah-aah! Sister Mary-Mengele : I'm going to mash your heads Curly : Woo-woo, woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
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Shemp thought it would be fun to have Curly make an appearance in one of their films. He has a clothespin on his nose and when Moe removes the clothespin, Curly does his famous snore. This brief cameo was his last appearance on film. But the Stooges live on to this day in reruns Fans of the Stooges never tire of their heroes When you sit back and watch these guys, you think: 'Thank God there are at least three people in the world that are dumber than me!
If you wonder why the fame, Of this trio so huge is, It's 'cause we hope we're smarter than, Moe and his fellow Stooges.
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